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Sunday, April 13th, 2008
7:06 pm	Thanks guys Just wanted to say a belated thanks to everyone for their good wishes about Dad, you all made me cry and they meant more to me than you will ever know. Thanks also for the buffday wishes. :) Current Mood: sick (1 were infected with the Ring viru | view the tape)
Friday, March 21st, 2008
8:11 pm	Dad I haven't posted in ages, and it is with a heavy heart I do post at all. My dad has been diagnosed with a malignant tumour in his kidney and whereas they originally thought they could just take out a slice with the bad bit in it, this is no longer possible, and they will have to remove the whole kidney. I have looked into becoming a living donor, and donating my kidney to him but I know he would never accept such a thing. Its so sad, because my dad and I used to be at loggerheads when I was growing up, now I adore him and feel very much a "daddy's girl". What I wouldn't do to have you well again. You amd your silly jokes that you make a million times and the funny catchphrases that we both know and the cholesterol anarchy that rules whenever mum goes to Glasgw overnight and leaves me in charge. I clearly didn't do that well by you but we had and will continue to have a laugh. I love you dad. xxx Current Mood: crushed (14 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
8:20 pm	Ebay auctions I want to free up some ready cash, and was thinking of putting some clothes on Ebay for people. I have stuff I've never even worn, Lip Service, Jeannie Nitro, Wheels and Dollbaby, Vicious Threads, Cyberdog and loads of shoes. Would anybody be interested in any of these before I put them on line? I need to photograph them first abviously, so that people can see what they'll be getting. :) Current Mood: optimistic (2 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
Friday, August 24th, 2007
8:47 pm	Please read this http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/24/npark124.xml Something has to be done. We cannot lose any more precious lives to these bastards. Current Mood: gutted (12 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
Tuesday, September 26th, 2006
6:13 pm	There were a few pupils I really liked, both at Carluke and elsewhere. I'm sure I'll meet some at Blantyre. For those I say: Dave, Jo and Emma - you rock!!!!!!!! You have to go on offering that Plat Du Jour. Shantelle, you were so sweet, you and your friends. I enjoyed the Dairy Milk. Daniel and Fiona, I now read The Source. Its a bible, homies. :) 2pac lives on. Joseph, I know what happened. Keep up the Thai boxing, it'll help. Lacey and Alistair, its not necessary. We know. Be well. We love you. Geoff and Raquel, you kept me going when it got bad, I appreciate that. So did you, Allie & Fi. The Goffix in third year - you are way behind the times! I told you!!! DJ Goodall, DJ Flynn and DJ Dunlop, Gow Reprazent ;). Hope you fish your mob out the Neff. Keep keeping it real. :) Don't accept the diss from tha haterz. Craig - watch yourself. Don't be daft. You're clever enough, you proved that. There are good kids out there and I'm sorry I never trusted you enough to give you my MSN addy. ;) But I know you'll find this journal eventually...... Namez have occasionally been changed to protect the innocent, but y'all know you are..... :) Love from Miss Croan xxx
Saturday, May 20th, 2006
7:14 am	From sawdoll, something for sage_grouse http://www.reknit.com/2006/05/felted_squid.htm (9 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
Saturday, April 29th, 2006
2:33 pm	Interviewed by Vodkafrenzy 1. Teaching is important, but I know it's not for me. You seem like a natural at it, when did you realise that teaching was what you wanted to do? Aww thankyou, I don't feel like a natural at it, I think as long as you have a good sense of humour thats half the battle. I wasn't getting anywhere with my other career plans and Pamela decided to go and do teacher training, and persuaded me to as well! :) 2. You are amazingly individual (and beautiful) in your 'look', how do you go about getting your 'look'? Thankyou again! *blushes*. It really depends on what my current obsession is, my look will vary accordingly. Key elements are Japanese horror films, plush, sticking jewellry on my face (a trick I learned in Germany) and more plush. :) I am going to unleash my plush skirt and bra top ensemble on an unsuspecting Bedlam any day now. :)) 3. Snails? What do you love so much about them? They have big friendly faces like dogs, and they can be affectionate. Their shells are gorgeous, and although they don't smell too great, they just have that certain something. Plus, I like their feelers. 4. Coffee or tea? Starbucks Caramel Macchiato!!!! Oooohhhhh. 5. How many shoes/boots do you consider normal for a woman? As many as she feels she needs! I dreamt I was in your shoe cupboard last night, you had some really nice trainers in there. :) Does anyone want interviewed by me? (5 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
Sunday, April 23rd, 2006
11:48 am	FAO Alexei I'm so sorry. My AIM clearly has taken against you for some reason best known to itself. The deep freeze is now defrosted. Do you have MSN? (1 were infected with the Ring viru | view the tape)
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
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Saturday, April 1st, 2006
9:53 am	Club Noir We are going to Club Noir in Glasgow on Saturday next (April 8th) There's quite a few of us going, who else is up for it? xx (14 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
Wednesday, March 29th, 2006
1:27 pm	Broken snail I'm so relieved that the smoking ban has come into effect. Although I am a grown-up, I find it comforting that Tony Blair can make all my decisions for me. I am so glad that I live in what is fast becoming a special needs country. Will they be bringing back the birch for those caught smoking, or will they be made to write out lines? My third year are patiently explaining to me how bluetooth works, and I have a consultation with class 1X3 tomorrow on sending and receiving files. I am sick of being a spanner when it comes to techy things. We also had an Easter service today - a slide show of sanatised clips from the Passion of the Christ with motivational slogans superimposed over the top with a soundtrack featuring Green Day and Westlife. It was just awful. Gillian the RE teacher and I were standing at the back of the hall open-mouthed at how ghastly it all was. When the trendy female minister stepped up to the mike and told us earnestly that "Easter is not just about chocolate" my loins caught fire. I had just achieved fission, I had officiously witnessed the birth pains of the saddest piece of "Getting Down With Da Kidz" (tm) ever to take place in a secondary school. Young Lazarus the self-repairing snail is up on the blocks again. This time he has got an enormous hole in the side of his shell that he was taking great delight in poking his head through and peering out from with one long-stalked eye. He also has a missing part from the second coil of his shell and after fruitless attempts to fix it with superglue and a piece of plastic, I eventually stuffed him into a rubber glove and fitted it snugly roung his shell to keep the moisture in and infection out. He has a huge pile of cuttlefish, spinach and cucumber to get through to keep his strength up. I hope he heals quickly, the unsightly grey fishy bulge is detracting from his normal attractiveness. And it is Andy's birthday today, so although I know he never reads this, a big fluffy happy birthday anyway! x (6 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
1:11 pm	! Fuck me dead, he's off again! (2 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
Saturday, February 4th, 2006
8:00 pm	Good advice, thought I'd post on. women should learn self-defense. women should lock themselves in their houses after dark. women shouldn't have long hair and women shouldn't wear short skirts. women shouldn't leave drinks unattended. fuck, they shouldn't dare to get drunk at all. instead of that bullshit, how about: if a woman is drunk, don't rape her. if a woman is walking alone at night, don't rape her. if a women is drugged and unconscious, don't rape her. if a woman is wearing a short skirt, don't rape her. if a woman is jogging in a park at 5 am, don't rape her. if a woman looks like your ex-girlfriend you're still hung up on, don't rape her. if a woman is asleep in her bed, don't rape her. if a woman is asleep in your bed, don't rape her. if a woman is doing her laundry, don't rape her. if a woman is in a coma, don't rape her. if a woman changes her mind in the middle of or about a particular activity, don't rape her. if a woman has repeatedly refused a certain activity, don't rape her. if a woman is not yet a woman, but a child, don't rape her. if your girlfriend or wife is not in the mood, don't rape her. if your step-daughter is watching tv, don't rape her. if you break into a house and find a woman there, don't rape her. if your friend thinks it's okay to rape someone, tell him it's not, and that he's not your friend. if your "friend" tells you he raped someone, report him to the police. if your frat-brother or another guy at the party tells you there's an unconscious woman upstairs and it's your turn, don't rape her, call the police and tell the guy he's a rapist. tell your sons, god-sons, nephews, grandsons, sons of friends it's not okay to rape someone. don't tell your women friends how to be safe and avoid rape. don't imply that she could have avoided it if she'd only done/not done x. don't imply that it's in any way her fault. don't let silence imply agreement when someone tells you he "got some" with the drunk girl. don't perpetuate a culture that tells you that you have no control over or responsibility for your actions. You can, too, help yourself. (5 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
Saturday, January 14th, 2006
5:49 am	Urgent! Orangutans http://www.savetheorangutan.info/bosuk/ They are killing orangutans very brutally and they will soon be extinct as these evil people destroy their habitat for no good reason. One orangutan was covered in petrol and set alight, his body was found in a puddle where he had tried desperately to put the flames out, another was beaten and buried alive. It is all due to the use of palm oil by big supermarkets. Acres of forest are being cut down and these gentle animals hounded to death. Please, if yo can, download the letters from the link above and post them off to the addresses given. We can save these creatures. (view the tape)
Monday, December 19th, 2005
8:33 pm	*Preen* I have already bored the pants off everyone irl with this story so now it is your turn, LJ chums. I got the biggest ego boost ever on Saturday. On my way to see the lovely Pamela, I popped in to Sainsbury's to get some ciggies and the woman asked for id!!! You are allowed to buy cigs from the age of 16 over here. At first I laughed because I thought she was joking, but honestly, I had to produce a credit card before she would sell me my coffin nails. "We're clamping down on anyone who looks under sixteen" she said. I said, "Well, I'm 32 and really flattered" She looked shocked. A month ago in Troon, I was asked for id when buying cigs but the guy wasn't too insistent so I thought he was kidding too! Maybe not! Current Mood: ecstatic (6 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
Friday, July 1st, 2005
8:51 pm	Rubber, velvet and spikes! Have just put some unusual items up on ebay, go ( here ) to look! (3 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
Thursday, May 5th, 2005
12:52 pm	Be anonymous if you like, I would if I were you :) Please say anything about me. How much you hate me, how much you love me, how much you can't stand me, how much more you want to spend time/talk with me. Whatever. Be brutally honest. Post this in your livejournal to find out what people think about you (if you really think your ego can stand up to it too). (4 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
Friday, April 15th, 2005
2:08 pm	Meme We all have things about our friends that make us slightly envious. Not in a bad way, but in a "Wow! I wish I had that person's hair, eyes, money, relationship, toe nails, whatever." So tell me what about me makes you envy me, then post this in your LJ and see what makes me envious of you!!! Yeah, that'll be my tolerance for alcohol and my wonderfully cheerful disposition then! (6 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
Sunday, March 20th, 2005
1:56 pm	Friends' cull. I have done a small friends' cull because I resent a suggestion made that I would use my friend's list to spy on other people. Bitch, please! Is it not bad enough that you feel the need to create your own fantasy world to exist in without trying to hook everyone else into it too? You see, the rest of us have got what is called a "life". Its a big shiny thing that continues to exist when you're away from your computer screen - that is, if you ever were! If it makes people happy to associate with those who make such accusations that is all fair & well but I reserve the right not to have them on my friends' list. Its a friends' list because I consider those on it to be my friends! Duh! So take your drama and your masochism elsewhere. Wanker. Signed, PMS Bitch. Current Mood: bitchy (3 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)
Tuesday, February 1st, 2005
7:40 pm	Smelly goodness! I found a lovely web-site at the weekend www.sensational-indulgences.co.uk - the woman who runs it does it from home, and the service & products are fabulous. I ordered stuff on Saturday & I received it this morning. And it smells so goooood! You choose your fragrance, and then what you'd like it to be in (like soap, body lotion or eau de parfum) and she puts it together. Its fab. Its so good I phoned her today to thank her & she was really pleased :) Current Mood: ecstatic (2 were infected with the Ring virus | view the tape)